humour

A koala bear is sitting on a tree smoking a spliff, when a lizard that is passing underneath, raises its head and says,



"Hey koala bear! What are you doing up there?"



"I’m smoking a spliff, come and join me!", replies the koala bear.



The lizard climbs up the tree and sits next to the koala bear. They smoke a few spliffs together. After a short while, the lizard complains that its mouth is dry and announces that it will go to the river to drink some water.



The lizard is so high that it leans over and falls into the river. A crocodile notices the lizard, swims up next to it and helps it out of the water. Then he asks:
"Hey lizard, what’s going on? "
The lizard tells the crocodile that it had spent time with on the tree with the koala bear, where they smoked a few spliffs and got so high that it ended up falling into the river as it was drinking water. The crocodile announces that it will go and check up on the koala bear and disappeares in the woods. He finds the tree where the spliff smoking koala is sitting. The crocodile raises his head and says,



"Hey you!!! "

The koala looks down and says,



"Damn it lizard…. HOW MUCH BLOODY WATER DID YOU DRINK??? " !!!!!!!!!!!!