Two friends meet and following the usual “how are you and what’s up” the first friend asks:
- Everything OK with your gallbladder? Did you undergo surgery?
- Nah, I didn’t. I was taken to the surgery room but couldn’t take it in the end. Just before they put me under, I got up and ran away.
- For real? What were you afraid of? It’s routine surgery. Even more routine than taking your tonsils or your appendix out.
- I’m not arguing but this is how it went… Two nurses and an anesthesiologist were standing above me and kept on repeating the same thing, over and over again… “don’t worry about a thing” … “everything is going to be fine”… “it’s a very simple operation, you’ll see..”
- It’s true. That’s how it is. I still fail to understand you. Why did you run away?
- I ran away because they weren’t talking to me. They were addressing my surgeon!
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