A kayak renter is sitting by the lake keeping an eye on his customers.
At one point he announces through the loudspeaker:
- Hey, no. 99, your time is up, please exit the lake.
10 minutes later he repeats:
- Hey, no. 99 you are 10 minutes overdue, exit the lake or I will charge you overtime.
20 minutes later:
- no. 99 you are already 20 minutes overdue. For your information, I'm charging you double!
At this point, a boy working for the kayak renter approaches him and says:
- Boss, which no.99 are you referring to? The numbers only run up to 74.
The kayak renter trembling, hastily grabs his loudspeaker and says:
- No. 66 are you alive?
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