What is the name of James Bond's dog?
- What are you doing standing in front of your little oven holding a surf-board? You don't even know how to surf...
- I thought I'd start with microwaves...
- I saw this sign that made me sh!t myself!
- Oh yeah? What did it say?
- "Out of order"
There's this pregnant woman standing at the bus stop. I young boy approaches her and asks:
- What are you expecting?
- The bus, she replies.
- OMG lady, were you knocked up by a transformer?
- How can you live so close to the sea and not know how to swim?
- What's all the criticism for? You live close to the airport but as far as I know you can't fly.