A blond man buys two horses but has trouble remembering which one is which. His [blond] neighbour suggests he cuts the tail of one of the two horses, to tell them apart. Everything is fine until the other horse with the long tail gets it tangled in a barbed-wire fence and he has to cut that horse's tail as well. Then the neighbour suggests he cuts off one ear from one of the horses. Again everything is fine for a while until the other horse gets one ear caught up in the same barbed-wire fence. This time his neighbour suggests he measures the height of the horses. That's what the blond owner does and reaches the conclusion that the white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse.
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