What is white and glaring?
A solar bear
What is blue and never goes dark?
The owner of cineplex odeon died yesterday.
His funeral will be held at: 16:20 , 18:45 , 20:15 and at 22:30 in 3D
What is Hannibal Lecter doing at a strip bar?
- Admiring the gyros.
- Mom, the other kids at school call me a psycho!
- You don't go to school!
- How are you cyclops?
- Very well ·)