1. Remove your clothing and place it in the respective baskets (white / coloured) 2. Walk towards the bathroom in your bathrobe. If you come across your companion along the way, cover every inch of your body and start running towards the bathroom 3. Observe yourself in the mirror and inflate your stomach as much as possible. Then start complaining that you’ve put on weight. 4. Enter the shower. Do not forget to take all your sponges 5. Shower your hair with the 4 in 1 - 84 vitamin shampoo 6. Rinse with jojoba-oil solution 7. Apply facial mask made from eggs and apricot pulp 8. Rinse 9. Shave your armpits and legs 10. Turn off the tap 11. Wipe all the wet spots on the tub with sponge 12. Exit the shower. Wipe yourself with a towel that’s twice the size of the US 13. Go into the bedroom and spend 1 ½ hours making up your mind on what to wear
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