A gypsy purchases a stretch of land adjacent to the property of an esteemed doctor. He contacts a construction company and makes them build a house that is an exact copy of the doctor’s. When the house is finished the gypsy goes on to the balcony and calls the doctor. - Doc - doc! - What is it you damned gypsy; replies the doctor - Look, says the gypsy, you might not like me but you and I are the same because we have the same house! - That is out of the question, replies the doctor, because we don’t have the same furniture... The gypsy starts foaming and orders the exact same furniture as the doctor’s and is on the.. balcony once again - Doc - doc same house same furniture we are the same. - What are you going on about again you darn gypsy, replies the doctor, do we have the same car? and he shows him a lux MERCEDES in the garage. The gypsy starts foaming once again, borrows money, makes a downpayment and leases an identical MERCEDES and from his balcony... - Doc - doc! - What is it this time you bloody gypsy, says the doctor - I’m BETTER than you! - How’s that, says the doctor - See, we have the same house, furniture and car you agree? - I agree but since when are you better than me? Asks the doctor - Because my neighbour is a doctor and yours is a GYPSY!!!
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