humour

- What’s Philip up to these days?
- I haven’t seen him in some time…
- Believe it or not he’s a three-time widower!
- No way… what happened to his first wife?
- She died of mushroom poisoning
- Horrible! And his second wife?
- She also died of mushroom poisoning.
- I can’t believe it! His third wife died the same way?
- No she died from a fractured skull.
- An accident?
- No. She refused to eat the mushrooms!