jokes
Two buddies go bungee jumping one day. One says to the other "we should go down to Mexico and start a bungee jumping business, they don't have anything like this, we'll be rich!" They decide to go for it and pool their money to buy all the supplies. The metal to build the tower, the bungee cords, harnesses and everything. They get down to Mexico and start building their tower. As they do, they notice a crowd starting to gather. As they finish they see a pretty big crowd gathered with curious looks on their faces. One guy says " I'll go first and show them how its done. Once they see how fun it is, they'll be lining up like crazy." He gets all set up and down he goes. His friend waits at the top and as the guy bounces back up for the first time, he notices his buddy has a few bruises. Worried that they had selected the wrong bungee, and that his friend had somehow hit the ground he decides he better catch him on the next bounce. On the next bounce he notices his friend has some scrapes to go with those bruises and is bleeding a little. He panics and can't catch him that time. As he comes up the next time he sees his friend is bleeding profusely and nearly unconscious. He finally catches him and lays him down. He asks..was your bungee too long??!! What happened?His friend says," No, the bungee was fine, but what the hell is a pinata anyway???"