At top model has just married, following a sweeping one week affair… What attracted her from the start was his complete indifference towards her and women in general. During the first night as a married couple the guy lays on the bed and grabs his newspaper, ignoring her altogether. The model, who was expecting such behaviour, is prepared. She opens a suitcase, enters the bathroom and reenters the room with a sexy Dior nightgown. - You see this, she asks him… I presented it in Paris in the 2003 collection. “Hmm… yeah it’s good, good purchase.” The model is getting annoyed. She reenters the bathroom and appears a short while later wearing a far more revealing babydoll. She stands in front of him and says: - Versace, Tokyo 2002 The guy hardly even notices. Back into the bathroom she goes, this time hardly controlling her temper, and puts on pantyhose, some other strange sexy model clothes, stands in front of him once again and says: - Calvin Klein, Munich 2001 “Mm, that’s nice” he says as he flips another newspaper page Unable to find something even more seductive to wear, the model completely removes her clothes, bends over and screams: - Will you screw me damn it!! “Tell me baby, can you feel something down here?” The model totally confused starts feeling around and in astonishment says “NO!!” and the guy in a totally aloof manner says: “Marine Corps live ammo exercises, 1999”
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