A blonde calls her husband at the office in tears. "Why are you crying darling?" "Here it goes… I’m trying to put together a puzzle but can’t work it out. All the pieces look the same…" "What kind of puzzle?" "There’s a rooster on the box but I can’t put him together." "Calm down now… When I return we’ll solve it together. OK?" After some time he returns home and finds his wife on the floor crying. He approaches her and says: "Come on… get up and stop crying. Here's what we’ll do… We’ll place the corn flakes back in the box, and keep this between us!!!!"
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