A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde replies, "40cm." "Forty centimetres? " asks the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have curtains!" The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo...I've got Windows!"
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