humour

After all background checks, interviews and testing were over, there were three candidates on the short list.... two men and a woman.

For their final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow orders, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. KILL HER!!"

The man said, "You cannot be serious, I could never kill my wife". The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for the job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He entered the room. All was quiet for five minutes and then he came out with tears in his eyes and said, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife". The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, take your wife and go home".

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after the other. They heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls. After a few minutes all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair".