A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***king bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f***king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f***king beak to the bar you irritating b***ard bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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