At 3am during a flight from Europe to Australia, while everyone was fast asleep, two gay men are having a conversation:
- Hey Lakis let me f$ck you now that no one is listening
- Get serious Babis, they’ll hear us. No.
- No such chance. Get up and ask for an aspirin and you’ll see that everyone is asleep and no one will hear you.
Lakis indeed gets up… “Does anyone have some aspirin?”
No one replies, a deadly silence.
- There, you see?
So Lakis sits down and they proceed to have s#x. In the morning, when the plane lands, the pilot asks everyone if they had a good flight. A young man shyly says:
- I had a headache all night long.
- And why didn't you just ask for aspirin? (the pilot)
- Are you for real? Here some guy asked for aspirin and someone f$cked him.
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