humour

Two friends spend a number of years working at the same office. All of a sudden, one of them starts showing symptoms of excess fatigue. His friend notices and after a few days asks him what’s wrong
- You won’t believe this one. I leave here at 4pm and go home, eat, take a short nap and go for a walk. Then I go back home, watch some TV and go to bed. While I’m asleep, I have the same dream. I’m in a truck and drive all night long from Chicago to New York and the dream is so real that by the time I wake up I’m completely … exhausted!
- No way buddy, says his co-worker, and why don’t you consult a doctor in case he can remedy this?
They start searching together and find a dream expert. A few days later his friend is fine.
- What’s the story, says the other guy, I see you’re OK now.
- I feel great, thanks to the dream doctor, because I leave the office, do the usual and go to bed, see the same dream with the truck but as soon as I start getting tired, somewhere near Detroit, the doctor appears and says: “Get off the truck and get some rest, I’ll take it from here" and he takes the truck and I sleep..
The days go by and suddenly the other guy starts exhibiting symptoms of fatigue. His friend notices and asks him what’s wrong.
- You won’t believe this, he says, I have something similar to what you had. I go home and do what you do and when I go to bed I see the same dream every night. Some drop-dead gorgeous women appear and I have non-stop s#x with them until early the morning and it’s so real I’m losing it.
- Pay a visit to the dream doctor, says the other guy..
The days go by without any improvement. His friend asks him if he visited the doctor.
- That I did, he replies.
- And what happened, he asks him.
- Well, he says, I leave work, do the usual and then go to bed. As I’m sleeping, the drop dead gorgeous women appear, I start having s#x with them and all of a sudden the doctor appears and says: “Stop now, I’ll take over from here.”
- Very well, says the other guy, but why are you such a mess?
- Because he gives me your truck and I drive it all the way to New York!