There's this rich couple and they live by the ocean. The wife is having a party and she asks her husband to go out and get some snails. He goes out and gets a bucket of snails. On his way back he sees a beautiful girl. They get to talking and he goes home with her that night. He woke up and remembered his wife's party. He ran back home, and he dropped the bucket of snails on the porch. His wife comes out and says, " Where were you all night?" He looks at her and then down at the snails and says' "C'mon guys. We're almost there!"
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