humour

An archery competition is taking place and someone from the crowd approaches the field and says:
“ What’s all this nonsense? You go and position yourself 3km away and place an apple on your head”
He strikes the apple with perfect precision, and announces to the crowd “I am William Tell”
“Big deal. You go and position yourself at 5km and place an apple on your head”
He strikes the apple perfectly and announces “I am Robin Hood”
A blond guy approaches the field and sense:
“This is a joke. You go and position yourself 5km away, and place a pea on your head”
The blond guy strikes the poor volunteer, addresses the crowd and says “I am ….Sorry”