humour

- Why can’t little Annie play with little Johnny?
Because little Johnny is buried two graves away

- Why is little Annie’s grave 12 metres long?
Because they failed to separate her from the bus.

- Why can’t little Annie use a swing?
Because she has no arms.

- What does little Annie have that other children don’t?
Cancer.
- Why is little Annie running in circles?
Because her hand is nailed to the table.