A fisherman and his faithful dog Rover were shipwrecked on a small coral island in the pacific ocean. Over the following weeks they ate everything they could find edible until the food supply ran out. They went hungry for three days, eventually the fisherman held Rover and said "I'm sorry mate but you've got to go, I must have something to eat". So he got out his trusty knife and did the terrible deed, lit a fire and roasted his meal. After he finished he became very melancholic and started to sob wishing Rover was there, he would have loved the bones.
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