When a fisherman's boat sank, he was lucky enough to make it to a deserted island. When the Coast Guard eventually found him, the Commanding Officer noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around.
He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, it's illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you."
The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down.
"Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?"
The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle."
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