humour

A guy goes on safari in Africa and takes his dog along. As the dog wanders around he sees a leopard heading toward him, and the leopard looks hungry. The dog thinks, Oh boy, I'm in trouble. Then he spots some bones on the ground and he starts chewing on them, with his back to the leopard. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog says, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." The leopard stops in mid-launch and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", he says, "that was close. That dog nearly had me."

A monkey, watching the whole scene from a tree, figures he can get in good with the leopard - and save his own skin - by wising the leopard up to what had just happened. He catches up with the big cat and spills the beans. The leopard, pissed off at being made a fool, says, "Come on, monkey. Hop on my back. You're going to see what happens to that conniving canine."

The dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back. He thinks, What am I going to do now? Then, instead of running, the pooch sits down with his back to the two of them. Just when the leopard and the monkey get close enough, the dog says, "Where's that stupid monkey? I can never trust him, I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back."