humour

Someone suspects his wife is cheating on him.
He stakes out his own house, and eventually sees a guy entering ..."I’ll wait for half an hour or so", he thinks to himself "and I’ll enter and catch them red handed" The house is a two storey building. Half an hour goes by, so he storms into the house yelling:
- I’m gonna kill you! I’m gonna kill you!
His wife is in bed with the other guy and cries out:
- Disappear, he’s nuts he will kill us! He means it!
- But I’m naked, where can I possibly go, her lover asks.
- Try the bathroom sunroof, I’m sure you can squeeze through it, she says.
So he enters the bathroom, tries to squeeze through the sunroof, and gets stuck half way through. In comes the husband, sees his wife naked in the bed and says:
- Where the hell is he, I’ll deal with him! He enters the bathroom, sees him
- Mother F****r, you’ll pay with the same currency. I'm gonna scr*w you! Wait till I grab a stool so I can reach you. He brings a stool but can't get enough elevation.
- Hold on I’ll get another one
He brings the second stool but to no avail.
- Hold on I’ll get a ladder!
He returns with a ladder but can't work out the proper angle.
- The hell with this, I’ll just grab the butcher knife from the kitchen and slice your b*lls off!
- NO MAN, GIVE IT ONE LAST TRY...