On a flight from Toronto to Calgary…. The protagonists of this episode are the airline pilots and a rodeo rider from Red Deer, AB, who is returning home after successful open-heart surgery. Halfway through the flight, it is customary for the pilots to make an announcement stating altitude, estimated time to arrival, air temperature and other useless information. So it goes this time... “ This is the Captain speaking, we are flying over Winnipeg at an altitude of 25,000 feet, outside temperature is -30 degrees C and our ETA is 1hour and 15minutes. This time though, the Captain forgets to turn off his microphone!!! A short while later the following conversation between pilot and co-pilot can be heard throughout the plane --Hey buddy, I sure could use a coffee!!!!!!--- and a stewardess to give use a bl*wjob, replies the co-pilot!!!!!! The passengers await the continuation of this dialogue in complete awe... The head stewardess horrified and blushing in shame starts a sprint from the rear of the cabin to tell them to turn off the microphone.... ....as she’s running past the rodeo rider, he grabs her by the hand and says: “....don’t forget they asked for coffee too...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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