humour

Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve,Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, " Someone should go and tell his wife. " Bill says, " OK, I ' m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I 'll do it." 2 hours later, he comes back carrying a carton of Corona. Charlie says, " Where did you get that, Bill? "

"Steve's wife gave it to me. "

That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" Bill says, " Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, " You must be Steve's widow." She said, " No, I'm not a widow." And I said, " Wanna bet me a carton?"