The Ministry of Transport & Safety recently divulged that it had, for the last five years, covertly funded a project with Ford & Chrysler auto makers whereby Ford & Chrysler installed black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 9 of the 10 provinces that the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Sh*t!". Only the province of Newfoundland and Labrador was different, where 89.3% of the final words were: "Hold me beer and watch 'dis'."
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