Three mothers; a blonde, a redhead and a brunette are sitting down drinking coffee. The brunette says "I went into my daughters bedroom the other day and I found some alcohol, I can't believe she's drinking". The redhead says "I went into my daughters bedroom the other day and I found some cigarette butts, I can't believe she's smoking". Then the blonde says "I went into my daughters room the other day and I found a condom, I can't believe she has a penis".
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