A penguin is driving through melbourne on a hot day when he notices the oil light is on. Sure enough, his car is leaking oil all over the road, so he drives to a service station and asks the mechanic to look at it. The mechanic is busy but promises to look at it within half an hour. the penguin fills the time in an ice cream shop. He orders a big bowl of vanilla, sits at the counter and tucks into it. Of course the poor bastard has no hands so it gets rather messy, and he ends up with ice cream all over his face and flippers. He walks back to the garage and asks the mechanic what's wrong with the car. "It's looks like you've blown a seal," says the mechanic. "No no," replies the penguin. "It's just ice cream"
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