A blond hunter explains how a lion can be captured: "At first, pack your tools. A pair of high quality binoculars, an empty cigarette pack, a pair of tweezers (those used by women to pluck their eyebrows) and a very boring literature book. As soon as you get to Africa, lay down under a tree, making sure you can be seen by the lion. Open the book and pretend to be reading with great interest, while keeping an eye on the lion as it …..approaches. You should know that lions are great fans of literature. As soon as the lion gets close enough, gently place the book on the ground and climb on to the tree. The lion will grab the book and start reading insatiably. The book is boring though and the lion will fall asleep. As soon as this happens, place the binoculars in front of your eyes, the wrong way around though, so that everything appears smaller. From then on it’s quite straightforward. Grab the lion with the tweezers and place it inside the empty cigarrete pack."
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