humour

Three guys, on of whom is blond, are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the first guy says, "Hey, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At this bar, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and the bar tender himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a nice place.

Then the second guy says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. There's this place called Andy's. At Andy's, you buy a drink, Andy buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Andy buys you yet another drink!"

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the blond guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from, there's this place called Tony’s. At Tony’s, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and you get laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," replies the blond guy, "but it happened to my sister!"