A stud met two gorgeous blondes sitting side by side at a bar. They turned out to be Siamese twins joined at the hip, and they eagerly went to his apartment. After screwing the first one, he moved on to the second. The first sister noticed a case in the corner of the room. "Is that a trombone?" she asked, "I was in the high school band, and would love to play your trombone." The guy shrugged, fetched her the instrument and went back to the second sister. As he humped, the first twin played loud, exuberant marches. A few weeks later, the twins were walking past his apartment building and the first one said, "Let's stop in and see him." The other sister hesitated and asked, "Gee, do you think he'll remember us?"
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