An old man and a young man are standing in line at the store when they look up and notice that they both have a black eye. The old man says to the young man "How'd you get your black eye?". The young man replies "Well, I was at the airport getting airline tickets and the woman behind the counter had huge breasts....well, I meant to ask her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh but it came out as 'two pickets to tittsburg' and she got angry and slugged me." The young man then asked the old man "How did you get your black eye?" The old man replied "Well, I was at a restaurant with my wife and we had ordered a cup of coffee, what I meant to say was 'honey, would you please pass the sugar' but it came out as ' You bloody b*tch you ruined my life!"
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