A family man in his forties is in line at the supermarket when he notices a very attractive blonde behind him. She raises her hand and smiles to him. He is taken aback that such a beautiful woman would be waving to him, and although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful to his wife. "No way," he says, "Are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my behind?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher."
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