Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, decided to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend? "Who needs a girlfriend?" replied Pinocchio.
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