jokes
At the circus, the crocodile tamer grabs his member and places it inside the crocodile’s open jaws! The crocodile slowly starts to close his jaw when all of a sudden the tamer smacks him one head and the crocodile instantly open his jaw wide. The tamer then addresses his audience: "Who thinks they can do this?" Dead silence of course..! Finally a blonde raises her arm: "I can, but please, don’t hit my head too hard".