A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Upon seeing God she asked "Is my time up"? " No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live". replies the Almighty. Upon recovery the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had a hairdresser come in and change her hair colour. As she had lots of time left she thought she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on the way home, she was knocked over and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 odd years, why didn't you pull me from the path of the ambulance"? "I didn't recognise you."
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