jokes
A man is searching for parking space in the City for 45 minutes. As his patience is exhausted and his nerves are about to collapse, he says: "Dear God... please... help me find a parking spot. I can’t take this any longer! And I, even though I haven’t had faith in You for quite some time, will do everything for You. I’ll change, I’ll go to church every Sunday. Oh please dear God, make it so, so when I turn right at this intersection, there will be a free parking spot. Please please please..." As he turns, he notices a free parking spot. The man gazes up into the heavens and says: "Let that one go big guy...I just found one!"