During the 3rd day in Noah’s ark, the animals can’t hold back any longer and start having sex. The ark starts rocking dangerously and Noah decides to take special emergency measures. Each male animal is issued a card on which its counterpart's name is insribed and the date during which they are permitted to mate. The following day, the monkey approaches his wife and says: - Be prepared for on the following Tuesday you will suffer wildly! The female monkey blushes and is very much embarrased by her mate’s comments, addressed to her in the presence of all the other animals. The following day, the monkey reappears and in front of all the other animals addresses his wife: - A word of caution, be prepared, because on the following Tuesday you will endure a painful treatment! This goes on for another two days when finally, the female monkey approaches Noah and files her complaint regarding the male monkey’s embarrasing behaviour. Noah summons the male monkey demanding an explanation. - You complete fool, why must you embarrass your wife in the presence of all the other animals? - I’m just trying to warn her. She will suffer on Tuesday because I lost my card at a poker game and now the elephant has it.
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