A young couple who had just met at a party, decide to leave together. They walk hand in hand and, as they stroll, the young man's lustful desires rise. He is just about to get frisky when the young woman says, I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to have a piss. Slightly taken back by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits, he can hear the sound of tight panties sliding down voluptuous legs and he imagines what loveliness is being exposed. Unable to contain animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and touches her smooth, bare leg. He brings his hand further up to her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, warm, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He gasps in horror, not knowing what to say he stammers 'my God Mary have you changed your sex!?' Don't be so silly, she replies, I'm just defacating.
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