A nice, calm and respectable woman enters a pharmacy, looks the pharmacist straight in his eyes and says, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asks, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The woman replies, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes dilate and he exclaims, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! My license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looks at the picture and calmly replies, "You should have told me you had a prescription."
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