humour

Two weeks ago I stayed at a hotel during a business trip. I felt loneliness coupled with a sense of freedom I had never before experienced. I decided to call one of those “escort services” advertised on a brochure I picked up at the airport’s exit. Although most of the services catered to a male clientele, I found one that catered to women and was drawn to one particular ad that advertised the services of a young male named Ferotico.

After carefully examining his photo, I decided to call… While holding the brochure in my trembling hands, perspiring with anticipation, I formed his number on the telephonic device.

- Hello! replied a man with a particularly sensual voice.

- Hello! From what I read you have an intricate knowledge of advanced massage techniques and the truth be told, I need you to come to my hotel room and massage me as soon as possible…. No, wait a second, what I really need is sex! My true desire is to experience an all night session of wild sex and I’m prepared to participate in conventional and not so conventional sexual acts!!! I’m serious, very serious. If a man can say such things, so can I! Bring along all types of tools and toys to ensure that you will keep me up all night….! I want to be immobilized and have my body filled with all kinds of things and then, we can clean each other up ….with our tongues or anything else that comes to mind. How does this sound….?

- To tell you the truth it sounds great,.... but to reach an outside line you must first dial 9...