humour

An unemployed and particularly lazy man would show up at a bank every single day to deposit between 6,000 and 9,000 euro. The bank teller who knew him personally was very perplexed, wondering where he found all that money. One day, he went over to the branch manager and informed him about the deposits, and the manager asked him to bring the man to his office the next time he made a deposit. Indeed, the next day the man showed up to make a deposit. The teller then informed him that the manager wanted to see him.
- Why? he asked.
- Because he always wants to meet in person with our best customers.
- If that’s the case lets go.
So they head into the manager's office.
- Boss, this is the man I told you about yesterday.
- Mr. Chalk, I apologize for taking your time, however, I have reviewed our records and noticed that you are unemployed with no other sources of income. Where do you find all these funds that you deposit?
- I just place bets, win, and make the deposits.
- That’s impossible!
- If you don’t believe me lets bet 1,000 euro that tomorrow when I show up I’ll have 3 test$cles.
After giving it plenty of thought, the branch manager agrees. He checks the man's privates and they make an appointment for the following day.
The next day the man shows up to deposit 10,000 euro! The manager sees him, approaches and asks:
- How’s it going?
- Everything’s fine, you can check my privates if you want.
The manager fondles his privates once again..
- You’ve only got 2!
- Search carefully, you’re bound to find the third!
The manager keeps fondling him but just can’t find the third test$icle.
- You lose!
- OK, so be it..
The manager is overwhelmed with joy and heads towards his office. However, he can hear the man telling him…
- Don’t get too excited… I’ve place a bet with 10 people outside that you would fondle my privates!!!!!!