The phone is ringing inside the mansion of a high society lady and her maid answers the phone: - "Hello?" - "May I speak to Mrs. Smith?" - "No, shes taking a sh!t now", replied the maid and hangs up. Mrs. Smith enters the living room in a state of fury. - "I overhead the conversation. What kind of language did you use? You should be ashamed! Next time be more polite.", she said, reprimanding her maid. The following day the phone rings again and the maid answers it: - "Hello?" - "May I speak to Mrs. Smith please?" - "Now, she can’t right now, she’s in the bathroom." - "Ah! Will she be long?" - "Probably because she was f@rting as she entered the bathroom!"
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