A very hungry man enters a restaurant to get something to eat but all he can afford is a salad and a slice of bread. He orders, eats but is still hungry. Next to him, a man is reading a newspaper. In front of him there's a warm bowl of soup. The hungry man starts drooling. He secretly takes the other man's spoon and grabs a spoonfull of soup. The man reading the newspaper doesn't appear to take notice. This carries on for some time, until the hungry man notices a large fly in the soup. Disgusted, he pukes into the bowl. Then the other man folds his newspaper and says: "That's about as far as I got too."
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