humour

The little brat is in the living room playing with his toy train set, while his mother is in the kitchen doing chores. The train is making a constant noise. Suddenly, the mother can hear her boy saying:
- All w@nkers wishing to get off the train, get the f#ck out now because this bloody f$ckin’ stop is the last one! All w@nkers wishing to get on the train, move your @sses quickly so this f$ckin’ train can get going!
The mother immediately loses her temper, rushes into the living room, grabs her son by the ear and tells him:
- Go straight to your room and as punishment you will spend the next 2 hours there. You can only play with your train set if you use good language!
The boy goes into his room and returns two hours later.
He sits down, and starts up the model train.
After a short while, the train comes to a halt.
- All passengers that wish to get off the train, please check and make sure that you have not left any of your personal belongings behind. We hope that you had a pleasant and relaxing journey. All passengers getting on the train, please place and secure your luggage above your seat. We would like to remind you that smoking is strictly prohibited and we wish you a pleasant journey.
The mother who can still hear everything he’s saying, is pleasantly surprised by the change in his attitude and can’t help but smile.
..the boy carries on:
- And one final note. All of you wishing to complain about the two hour delay, please direct your complaints to the sl#t in the kitchen!!