humour

A man is sitting at the Atlanta Airport bar and there he notices a beautiful woman sitting next to him. The thinks to himself: “What a doll, she must be a flight attendant. I wonder which airline she works for..”
Hoping to break the ice, he leans over and whispers the Delta Airlines slogan : “Love to fly and it shows?”

She stares at him with a puzzled look so he immediately thinks: “Sh@t, she doesn’t work for Delta". A bit later, he recalls another airline slogan and whispers into her ear: “Something special in the air?”

She stares at him with the same puzzled look so he has no choice but to eliminate American Airlines as her employer. He then whispers the United Airlines slogan: “I would really love to fly your friendly skies?”

This time the woman replies: “What the fvck do you want?”

He smiles, sits back and says... “Aaaah, Olympic Airlines.”