jokes
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. She kept watching him. She overtook him at the checkout and turned to him and said, 'I hope I haven't made you feel uncomfortable; it's just that you look so much like my late son. He was my only one.' Feeling sad for her he said, 'That's okay I understand now.' 'I know it's silly, but if you would call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would take me back in time for just one moment....' She went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, 'Goodbye, Mom.' The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. 'That comes to $121.85,' said the clerk. 'How come so much ... I only bought 5 items..' The clerk replied, 'Your Mother said you would be paying for hers as well.'