George takes his wife and kid to a tavern for dinner. On the way back home, on the coastal speedway, the police pulls him over for an alcohol test. George blows into the breathalyzer and the meter is off the scale. - "You’re wasted", says the police officer as he prepares to write a fine. - "Your equipment is not working", says George, "I never drink. Let my wife give it a try. She also never drinks." The police officer is convinced, the wife takes the test and once again the meter is off the scale. - "You see Mr. Policeman, your equipment is faulty." - "I am not convinced, you will be heavily fined and will have to make a court appearance." - "Here, let my little son have a try." The kid takes the test, and the result is the same. - "You see officer, it’s not working properly." - "I guess you’re right, you can go"... and off they go. On the way back George says to his wife: - "See, it wasn't a bad idea after all to make our son drink five beers back at the tavern!"
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