Α man enters a gun-store and wants to buy a rifle scope. The owner hands him one saying:"This is a very good one. Look out the window: Right up on top of that hill you can see my house." The man looks through and starts laughing. "What is it?", asks the Owner. "It really has a good scope, I can see a naked man and a woman hugging through one of the windows!" The owner takes the scope away from him to have a look. "That's my wife!" he exclaims. He mounts the scope on the rifle, loads two bullets and hands it to the man. "I will give you the rifle with the scope for free if you shoot her in the head and shoot HIS member off." The man agrees and takes aim. Then he pauses, smiles, hands back one bullet and says: "I think I can manage this with one shot!"
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